Post by Snb793 on Jun 13, 2009 0:04:37 GMT -5
-Before
I begin, I would like to say... that I make this up as I go. If I'm
hungry I'll say a lot about food. If I'm sad, I'll made it sad. If I'm
a hyper mess, everyone would be a hyper mess. Right now... I'm tired
and hungry and a hyper mess, but I'll try my best.
Constructive Criticism is alway welcome. In fact, I encourage it!
Okay. Here we go...
(Zim is watching a soap opera, trying to decipher the humans' every
move. The screen has a green tint to it. Gir is watching too.)
TV- Oh, Paublo! No, don't leave me! I need you!
Zim- Pathetic humans!
TV- No, Emilia! You had your change and you blew it! I'm leaving you!
Gir- Zzzz
TV- Paublo! *a woman breaks down into tears* Paublo!
Zim- I can't stand it! (picks up gray remote and pushes a red 'off'
button as he stands up and paces) We need to learn this by watching
actual humans!
Gir- Okie Dokie!
---
Dib- (in his room staring at TV screen much like Zim's but much
smaller) Yes! Finally! Proof! (drinks half a glass of water and spills
it on TV) Rats!
Gaz- Ugh, Dib, stop! You messed up my game! (Pushes Dib at least four
feet away)
Dib- But Gaz! Zim is an alien and I'm trying to prove it so the human
race survives the invasion he's plotting!
Gaz- Whatever. (Goes back to game where it says 'Level 203'
robotically)
Dib- (sighs)
---
Zim- (Zim had decided that he should start a band. He needs four people
and so far only has himself and Gir. They are in the City looking for
people. Zim has on the usual, except for a different wig)
Dib- (in disguise with Gaz, planning to join Zim's band to get proof.
Walks up to Zim. He is wearing an lime green t-shirt with jeans and a
blonde wig. Gaz is wearing a dress. Green as well along with a brunette
wig. Neither had wanted to wear their current clothing)
Gaz- If it weren't for the new game you swore to get me, I would kill
you. (raises an eyebrow)
Dib- Don't worry. I'll get you the Smelda thing later.
Zim- Hello, humans. Join my join... OR DIE!
Dib- What's it called?
Zim- It doesn't have a name.
Dib- Why don't you call it The Invaders?
Zim-(nervous look) Why would we pick such a name?
Dib- It sounds cool. (shrugs)
Zim- What is your name, Earthling?
Dib- Uh... Bid and she's... Zag.
Gaz- Hey my name's---
Dib- (elbows her trying to tell her to go along with it) Your name is
Zag!
Gaz- Forget it.
Zim- Uh... Okay. Gir, you'll have drums. I'll take guitar.
Gaz- I guess I'll get bass.
Dib- You expect me to be the singer!? (voice cracks as if to show his
point)
Zim- Yes. I do.
Dib- I will not sing.
Zim- Whatever. You'll probably ruin it anyway. I might be able to sing.
Dib- You probably want me to write the songs too! You've got to be kidding me!
Zim- I'm not.
Dib- What's in it for me? (raises an eyebrow)
Zim- Nothing, you filthy human!!!
Dib- Who're you calling fil---
Zim- Now, of course, that you've joined the band...
Dib- I won't write the songs!
Zim- Yes, you will!
Dib- No, I won't
Gaz- (pulls out purple DS thing and starts playing)
Gameboy/DS thing- Beep! boop! bee boop! 'Level 204' NEW RECORD!
Zim and DIb- (stare, but go back to their bickering)
Dib- I am not going to do everything. The band was your idea!
(screen starts to turn black)
ZIm- Uh, yeah you will!
-----
Dib- Ugh! I can believe that alien got me to write music for a band.
Gaz- And lyrics... That you have to sing.
Dib- This is gonna be a trainwreck... ANd I am NOT singing!
Gaz- Hopefully.
-Silence
Dib starts writing things about Zim. Horrible things. Hoping he'll reveal Zim's alien-ness.
----
(In kitchen)
Zim- Ugh, I can't stand another day with these disgusting humans.
Gir- (sticks tounge out)
Zim- We need to eliminate them and their nasty planet.
Mimimoose- Meep
Zim- Excelent Idea. WE can use this 'band' not only to study human behavior, but to destroy Earth! Gir, come with me to the lab.
Gir- Okay! (starts head toward Zim but sit down and starts watching TV)
Zim- Gir!
Gir- Okie DOkie!
---
Zim- (uses flame thrower to molt metal together. Then goes through a series of banging various items against a drum-set looking thing) This is it!
Gir- WHat?
Zim- It is-
Gir- WHAT IS IT!!!
Zim- It is-
Gir- WHAT IS IT! WHAT IS IT! WHAT IS IT! (goes into a hyper oment, bouncing off walls, screaming.... the usual. Then he waits for Zim to answer)
-silence
Zim- (stares as he waits a moment)- It is a device that will tunnel under the ground, forcing Earth to collapse. Then, we will jump onto the guitar, our ship in desquise.. and fly back to ... (Sorry, I forget the name. XD)
Gir- (Nods).
(Zooms in on a camera implanted in the wall)
---------------
(Minor concert settup behind the four band members)
Zim- We... are The Invaders.
Dib- Yeah... I hate you.
Gaz- This is stupid
Gir- (bangs on drums. that's when the tunnel thing goes down into the ground)
Dib- (mumbles)
Zim- And we are going to be playing... 'We are the Invaders'!
Dib- (sighs)
-music starts. Queen Song- We are the Champions)
Zim-We are the invaders - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the invaders
We are the invaders
No time for humans
'Cause we are the champions of the Univ-
(LOVE rocket crashes on set... It is a glowing green and has a purple logo that says L.O.V.E.)
Zim- What IS THIS!!!
Gir- A rocket.
(ground starts shaking violently. then it lowers about an inch, world wide. People in England pour tea on themselves)
Zim- ...
(something hits Gaz on the head. drops bass she was holding. brown bass)
Gaz- Finally!
(pulls out ds thing and puts in a Smelda game. Walks away)
-end short
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I would like to let everyone know that, 'It is a short!' And, since I can't PM on here because I don't know if I'm a Loyalist or Rebel yet...
So... What do you think? XD
I begin, I would like to say... that I make this up as I go. If I'm
hungry I'll say a lot about food. If I'm sad, I'll made it sad. If I'm
a hyper mess, everyone would be a hyper mess. Right now... I'm tired
and hungry and a hyper mess, but I'll try my best.
Constructive Criticism is alway welcome. In fact, I encourage it!
Okay. Here we go...
-The
Invaders-
Invaders-
(Zim is watching a soap opera, trying to decipher the humans' every
move. The screen has a green tint to it. Gir is watching too.)
TV- Oh, Paublo! No, don't leave me! I need you!
Zim- Pathetic humans!
TV- No, Emilia! You had your change and you blew it! I'm leaving you!
Gir- Zzzz
TV- Paublo! *a woman breaks down into tears* Paublo!
Zim- I can't stand it! (picks up gray remote and pushes a red 'off'
button as he stands up and paces) We need to learn this by watching
actual humans!
Gir- Okie Dokie!
---
Dib- (in his room staring at TV screen much like Zim's but much
smaller) Yes! Finally! Proof! (drinks half a glass of water and spills
it on TV) Rats!
Gaz- Ugh, Dib, stop! You messed up my game! (Pushes Dib at least four
feet away)
Dib- But Gaz! Zim is an alien and I'm trying to prove it so the human
race survives the invasion he's plotting!
Gaz- Whatever. (Goes back to game where it says 'Level 203'
robotically)
Dib- (sighs)
---
Zim- (Zim had decided that he should start a band. He needs four people
and so far only has himself and Gir. They are in the City looking for
people. Zim has on the usual, except for a different wig)
Dib- (in disguise with Gaz, planning to join Zim's band to get proof.
Walks up to Zim. He is wearing an lime green t-shirt with jeans and a
blonde wig. Gaz is wearing a dress. Green as well along with a brunette
wig. Neither had wanted to wear their current clothing)
Gaz- If it weren't for the new game you swore to get me, I would kill
you. (raises an eyebrow)
Dib- Don't worry. I'll get you the Smelda thing later.
Zim- Hello, humans. Join my join... OR DIE!
Dib- What's it called?
Zim- It doesn't have a name.
Dib- Why don't you call it The Invaders?
Zim-(nervous look) Why would we pick such a name?
Dib- It sounds cool. (shrugs)
Zim- What is your name, Earthling?
Dib- Uh... Bid and she's... Zag.
Gaz- Hey my name's---
Dib- (elbows her trying to tell her to go along with it) Your name is
Zag!
Gaz- Forget it.
Zim- Uh... Okay. Gir, you'll have drums. I'll take guitar.
Gaz- I guess I'll get bass.
Dib- You expect me to be the singer!? (voice cracks as if to show his
point)
Zim- Yes. I do.
Dib- I will not sing.
Zim- Whatever. You'll probably ruin it anyway. I might be able to sing.
Dib- You probably want me to write the songs too! You've got to be kidding me!
Zim- I'm not.
Dib- What's in it for me? (raises an eyebrow)
Zim- Nothing, you filthy human!!!
Dib- Who're you calling fil---
Zim- Now, of course, that you've joined the band...
Dib- I won't write the songs!
Zim- Yes, you will!
Dib- No, I won't
Gaz- (pulls out purple DS thing and starts playing)
Gameboy/DS thing- Beep! boop! bee boop! 'Level 204' NEW RECORD!
Zim and DIb- (stare, but go back to their bickering)
Dib- I am not going to do everything. The band was your idea!
(screen starts to turn black)
ZIm- Uh, yeah you will!
-----
Dib- Ugh! I can believe that alien got me to write music for a band.
Gaz- And lyrics... That you have to sing.
Dib- This is gonna be a trainwreck... ANd I am NOT singing!
Gaz- Hopefully.
-Silence
Dib starts writing things about Zim. Horrible things. Hoping he'll reveal Zim's alien-ness.
----
(In kitchen)
Zim- Ugh, I can't stand another day with these disgusting humans.
Gir- (sticks tounge out)
Zim- We need to eliminate them and their nasty planet.
Mimimoose- Meep
Zim- Excelent Idea. WE can use this 'band' not only to study human behavior, but to destroy Earth! Gir, come with me to the lab.
Gir- Okay! (starts head toward Zim but sit down and starts watching TV)
Zim- Gir!
Gir- Okie DOkie!
---
Zim- (uses flame thrower to molt metal together. Then goes through a series of banging various items against a drum-set looking thing) This is it!
Gir- WHat?
Zim- It is-
Gir- WHAT IS IT!!!
Zim- It is-
Gir- WHAT IS IT! WHAT IS IT! WHAT IS IT! (goes into a hyper oment, bouncing off walls, screaming.... the usual. Then he waits for Zim to answer)
-silence
Zim- (stares as he waits a moment)- It is a device that will tunnel under the ground, forcing Earth to collapse. Then, we will jump onto the guitar, our ship in desquise.. and fly back to ... (Sorry, I forget the name. XD)
Gir- (Nods).
(Zooms in on a camera implanted in the wall)
---------------
(Minor concert settup behind the four band members)
Zim- We... are The Invaders.
Dib- Yeah... I hate you.
Gaz- This is stupid
Gir- (bangs on drums. that's when the tunnel thing goes down into the ground)
Dib- (mumbles)
Zim- And we are going to be playing... 'We are the Invaders'!
Dib- (sighs)
-music starts. Queen Song- We are the Champions)
Zim-We are the invaders - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the invaders
We are the invaders
No time for humans
'Cause we are the champions of the Univ-
(LOVE rocket crashes on set... It is a glowing green and has a purple logo that says L.O.V.E.)
Zim- What IS THIS!!!
Gir- A rocket.
(ground starts shaking violently. then it lowers about an inch, world wide. People in England pour tea on themselves)
Zim- ...
(something hits Gaz on the head. drops bass she was holding. brown bass)
Gaz- Finally!
(pulls out ds thing and puts in a Smelda game. Walks away)
-end short
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I would like to let everyone know that, 'It is a short!' And, since I can't PM on here because I don't know if I'm a Loyalist or Rebel yet...
So... What do you think? XD