Post by captainjim on Mar 20, 2008 21:55:08 GMT -5
I forgot to mention that I used to write. I found a few of my old scripts, and so I'll apply with mine for "GIR's Big Day"
GIR’s BIG DAY!
Written By Captain Jim
Int:Zim’s Lab:Day
We hear whistling echoing through the halls of Zim’s lab.then we actually see him as he turns a corner,and we see that he’s in a potato suit.He walks past many crazy experiments,such as robot ducks,a man in a tube with corn growing out of his eyes,and a monkey in a straight jacket.He takes off the suit and goes up the elevator and comes up in
Int:Zim’s Kitchen:Day
Zim comes out of the toilet with a huge evil grin.
ZIM
My Plan is going perfectly!The humans won’t know what hit th- HOLY MOTHER OF SCHNITZLE SPACE BUNNIES!!!
The camera pans to GIR,who is sitting in front of a pile of hamsters and has an alien looking box with plugs all over the place.GIR grabs a handful of Hamsters and shoves them into the box and presses a button.We here pained squeals and flames from inside.
ZIM
GIR!What are you doing with my Hyper Thermic Scorcher!?!
GIR
I’m making chicken nuggets!
ZIM
With…hamsters?
The box dings and GIR reaches in and pulls out a plate with perfect chicken nuggets and a sprig of parsley.
GIR
THEYS THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!
Zim looks sick for a bit,but then shakes his head.
ZIM
GIR!That is VERY important Irken equipment.Now I need to clean it!
GIR
Oooh,lemme help!
GIR pours mud out of his head into the box.ZIM growls and then-
EXT:Zim’s House:Day
GIR in his dog suit is launched right through the door,smashing through the wood.A shopping list follows and piles over GIR.
ZIM
You’ve ruined my machine,so you’re going to have to go buy some more parts. Here are some Earth Monies…
Zim throws money at GIR, and it sticks to GIR’s face
ZIM
And a list of Earth Items that will SUFFICE to make a new Hyper Thermic Scorcher.
ZIM throws a list, which also sticks to GIR’s head.
ZIM
NOW GO!
GIR walks away.We fade into…
Ext:Big City:Day
GIR is walking down the street when he sees and old lady trying to cross a busy intersection.
OLD LADY
Would you like to help me across the street?
GIR
MOOOOOO!
GIR grabs her arm and starts dragging her acroos the street.But then he sees something that interests him and leaves her half way.
OLD LADY
What a nice young ma-
The camera goes to GIR,but in the background we can hear a multi car crash and breaking bones. Then we see what GIR was looking at.We see a man with a pink frosted chocolate doughnut for a head crawling along the ground.
DOUGHNUT MAN
H-help me,I have a terrible disease that is slowly turning me into a giant doughnut.Will you carry me to the Hospital?
The camera turns to GIR and starts Zooming in on his face,which is intense looking.The music builds as GIR holds out his hand,but the moment doesn’t last long and GIR messily devours the man’s head.GIR belches and walks on along his way acroos the street.The camera turns to show four scientists staring at a dead body in the gutter.
SCIENTIST 1
Look,a dead guy!Let’s turn it into a cyborg!
SCIENTIST 2
No,no,no!I say we turn it into a zombie that feeds on LAVA!
SCIENTIST 1
It’s always lava with you!
The scientists start arguing.We can hear their arguing as the camera turns to GIR walking across the street.We see a Semi Truck quickly approaching.
Int:Semi Truck:Day
The truck driver is sitting there,with turkeys everywhere inside the cab.One of the turkeys jumps on his head,then all the rest follow,blinding him.
TRUCK DRIVER
I hate my job.
Ext:Big City:Day
We’re back with GIR,who turns and looks at the truck.He faces towards it and holds out his arms.
GIR
GIMME A HUG!
The truck hits him and sends him flying,on fire,past the scientists and through a brick wall.The scientists turn and look at the gaping whole.Then GIR comes out,perfectly unharmed.
GIR
HI!
SCIENTIST 1
Did you see that!?
SCIENTIST 2
No,I had my eyes shut.What happened?
SCIENTIST 3
That dog was hit by a truck and unharmed!
SCIENTIST 2
Woah!Take him to the Science Mobile!
The scientists pick up GIR. Scientist 1 pulls out a little remote and pushes a button. A white VW Bug with rockets blasts through the display window of “Nancy’s Baby Birds and Fraglie Collectibles” store
Int:Science Mobile:Day
All four scientists are crowded in the volkswagon,wincing as GIR bounces all around.
GIR
OH,whats dis?Can I eatit?Hey,look!I’m a bobble head!ect
SCIENTIST 1
I can’t take it aymore!
Scientist one is about to throw GIR out the window.
SCIENTIST 2
WAIT!What if we combine his strength and another dog’s obedience?
SCIENTIST 1
You must be insane to think that!Let’s do it!
The Science Mobile Stops in front of a kid walking his dog. Scentists 1 and 2 step out.
SCIENTIST 2
Hey kid,is your dog obedient?
KID
Yeah.
Scientist 2 socks the kid in the face and Scientist 1 takes the dog,and the both run back into the Science Mobile and speed off, laughing.
Imt:Science Center:Day
The Scientists are all crowded around a table with GIR and the dog strapped to it.
SCIENTIST 1
How much funding did we get from President Man?
SCIENTIST 2
Five Monies and a paperclip.
SCIENTIST 1
That’ll never do!We need to make more money.
MONTAGE AHEAD!(Disturbing Sci-Fi Music!Pwease Chicago?)
Ext:City Park:Day
The Scientists are at a booth that reads “Necular Bakesale”.A man buys a glowing green cupcake and takes a bite.Then his head explodes.The scientists all grin and give a thumbs up.
Ext:Truck Stop:Day
The scientists are all washing cars in speedos.One gets a barrel
That says”Experimental Chemical” and dips his sponge in it.Then he washes the car and it melts. Thumbs up again.
Ext:Restaurant:Night
We see a restaurant with a large banner that says “Lobster Dinner”.Suddenly the doors burst open and (unaudibly) screaming people are chased out by mutant fire breathing lobsters.Thumbs up again.
(End Montage)
SCIENTIST 1
Well,that was a grueling four years of our life.NOW!TO THE TESTING ROOM!
Scientists 1-3 fallow him,but the camera zooms in on Scientist 4,who narrows his eyes.
Int:ROOM OF INCREDIBLE SCIENCE!!!!:Day
Scientist one holds a pair of tweezers and plucks some fur off of the dog,and puts it into a tube.He hands it to Scientst two,who loads it into a laser.He does this to GIR,but we soom in to show that he instead got a pink crumb.They load it into the laser,and then aim it at a table.
SCIENTIST 1
Begin the fusion process!
A pink and green lazer shoots at the table,and there’s a large blast of light.It fades away and the scientists crowd around the table.The camera zooms down to show the cutest little pink doughnut with puppy eyes and ears you have ever seen.
SCIENTISTS 1-4
Awwwwww….
Then it starts convulsing and mutating with hideous sounds until it grows into a horrible frosted Dog-nut monster!
SCIENTISTS1-4
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
The Dog-nut whips a frosting tendril at 1-3,covering them in sweetness.It melts off them, revealing that they had turned into Humanoid Dog-nuts.Scientist 4 releases GIR and takes him under his arm.
SCIENTIST 4
QUCIK!COME WITH ME!
GIR
Mmkay.
4 runs down the hallway with GIR under his arm.As he runs,he tells his reason for helping him escape.
SCIENTIST 4
I bet you’re wondering why I saved you.
GIR
Mountain Squid?
SCIENTIST 4
You see,I always hated animal testing,ever since scientists came to my house when I was four and took my bunny Mr.Kuddlewuzkins away and turned him into a mutant of UNSPEAKABLE HORROR by testing hairspray on him.So I became a scientist to sabotage their INSANE projects (Extended Diolouge)
GIR is hanging there,attempting to play Paddleball while hanging at his side.
SCIENTIST 4
LOOK!THE EXIT!
The camera pans to show the open door,but then turns behind them to show the Humanoid Dog-nuts chasing them. Scientist 4 throws GIR down and faces the enemies.
SCIENTIST 4
RUN!I’ll take them on,save yourself,don’t worry about me!(Extended Dialouge)
GIR walks out the door
SCIENTIST 4
I’ll be fine,so ru-Hey’where’d he go?GAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
Scientist 4 is mauled by the Humanoid Dog-nuts.
Ext:Zim’s House:Dusk
GIR walks up to the front door,where Zim is standing.
ZIM
GIR,why did you take so long?AND STILL NO SUPPLIES!?!?GIR,You couldn’t help destroy the planet even if you tried!
They walk inside and shut the door.Then the camera zooms out to show the Dog-Nut destroying the city.It looks at the screen,and fires a tendril.Then the screen goes black.
THE END
GIR’s BIG DAY!
Written By Captain Jim
Int:Zim’s Lab:Day
We hear whistling echoing through the halls of Zim’s lab.then we actually see him as he turns a corner,and we see that he’s in a potato suit.He walks past many crazy experiments,such as robot ducks,a man in a tube with corn growing out of his eyes,and a monkey in a straight jacket.He takes off the suit and goes up the elevator and comes up in
Int:Zim’s Kitchen:Day
Zim comes out of the toilet with a huge evil grin.
ZIM
My Plan is going perfectly!The humans won’t know what hit th- HOLY MOTHER OF SCHNITZLE SPACE BUNNIES!!!
The camera pans to GIR,who is sitting in front of a pile of hamsters and has an alien looking box with plugs all over the place.GIR grabs a handful of Hamsters and shoves them into the box and presses a button.We here pained squeals and flames from inside.
ZIM
GIR!What are you doing with my Hyper Thermic Scorcher!?!
GIR
I’m making chicken nuggets!
ZIM
With…hamsters?
The box dings and GIR reaches in and pulls out a plate with perfect chicken nuggets and a sprig of parsley.
GIR
THEYS THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!
Zim looks sick for a bit,but then shakes his head.
ZIM
GIR!That is VERY important Irken equipment.Now I need to clean it!
GIR
Oooh,lemme help!
GIR pours mud out of his head into the box.ZIM growls and then-
EXT:Zim’s House:Day
GIR in his dog suit is launched right through the door,smashing through the wood.A shopping list follows and piles over GIR.
ZIM
You’ve ruined my machine,so you’re going to have to go buy some more parts. Here are some Earth Monies…
Zim throws money at GIR, and it sticks to GIR’s face
ZIM
And a list of Earth Items that will SUFFICE to make a new Hyper Thermic Scorcher.
ZIM throws a list, which also sticks to GIR’s head.
ZIM
NOW GO!
GIR walks away.We fade into…
Ext:Big City:Day
GIR is walking down the street when he sees and old lady trying to cross a busy intersection.
OLD LADY
Would you like to help me across the street?
GIR
MOOOOOO!
GIR grabs her arm and starts dragging her acroos the street.But then he sees something that interests him and leaves her half way.
OLD LADY
What a nice young ma-
The camera goes to GIR,but in the background we can hear a multi car crash and breaking bones. Then we see what GIR was looking at.We see a man with a pink frosted chocolate doughnut for a head crawling along the ground.
DOUGHNUT MAN
H-help me,I have a terrible disease that is slowly turning me into a giant doughnut.Will you carry me to the Hospital?
The camera turns to GIR and starts Zooming in on his face,which is intense looking.The music builds as GIR holds out his hand,but the moment doesn’t last long and GIR messily devours the man’s head.GIR belches and walks on along his way acroos the street.The camera turns to show four scientists staring at a dead body in the gutter.
SCIENTIST 1
Look,a dead guy!Let’s turn it into a cyborg!
SCIENTIST 2
No,no,no!I say we turn it into a zombie that feeds on LAVA!
SCIENTIST 1
It’s always lava with you!
The scientists start arguing.We can hear their arguing as the camera turns to GIR walking across the street.We see a Semi Truck quickly approaching.
Int:Semi Truck:Day
The truck driver is sitting there,with turkeys everywhere inside the cab.One of the turkeys jumps on his head,then all the rest follow,blinding him.
TRUCK DRIVER
I hate my job.
Ext:Big City:Day
We’re back with GIR,who turns and looks at the truck.He faces towards it and holds out his arms.
GIR
GIMME A HUG!
The truck hits him and sends him flying,on fire,past the scientists and through a brick wall.The scientists turn and look at the gaping whole.Then GIR comes out,perfectly unharmed.
GIR
HI!
SCIENTIST 1
Did you see that!?
SCIENTIST 2
No,I had my eyes shut.What happened?
SCIENTIST 3
That dog was hit by a truck and unharmed!
SCIENTIST 2
Woah!Take him to the Science Mobile!
The scientists pick up GIR. Scientist 1 pulls out a little remote and pushes a button. A white VW Bug with rockets blasts through the display window of “Nancy’s Baby Birds and Fraglie Collectibles” store
Int:Science Mobile:Day
All four scientists are crowded in the volkswagon,wincing as GIR bounces all around.
GIR
OH,whats dis?Can I eatit?Hey,look!I’m a bobble head!ect
SCIENTIST 1
I can’t take it aymore!
Scientist one is about to throw GIR out the window.
SCIENTIST 2
WAIT!What if we combine his strength and another dog’s obedience?
SCIENTIST 1
You must be insane to think that!Let’s do it!
The Science Mobile Stops in front of a kid walking his dog. Scentists 1 and 2 step out.
SCIENTIST 2
Hey kid,is your dog obedient?
KID
Yeah.
Scientist 2 socks the kid in the face and Scientist 1 takes the dog,and the both run back into the Science Mobile and speed off, laughing.
Imt:Science Center:Day
The Scientists are all crowded around a table with GIR and the dog strapped to it.
SCIENTIST 1
How much funding did we get from President Man?
SCIENTIST 2
Five Monies and a paperclip.
SCIENTIST 1
That’ll never do!We need to make more money.
MONTAGE AHEAD!(Disturbing Sci-Fi Music!Pwease Chicago?)
Ext:City Park:Day
The Scientists are at a booth that reads “Necular Bakesale”.A man buys a glowing green cupcake and takes a bite.Then his head explodes.The scientists all grin and give a thumbs up.
Ext:Truck Stop:Day
The scientists are all washing cars in speedos.One gets a barrel
That says”Experimental Chemical” and dips his sponge in it.Then he washes the car and it melts. Thumbs up again.
Ext:Restaurant:Night
We see a restaurant with a large banner that says “Lobster Dinner”.Suddenly the doors burst open and (unaudibly) screaming people are chased out by mutant fire breathing lobsters.Thumbs up again.
(End Montage)
SCIENTIST 1
Well,that was a grueling four years of our life.NOW!TO THE TESTING ROOM!
Scientists 1-3 fallow him,but the camera zooms in on Scientist 4,who narrows his eyes.
Int:ROOM OF INCREDIBLE SCIENCE!!!!:Day
Scientist one holds a pair of tweezers and plucks some fur off of the dog,and puts it into a tube.He hands it to Scientst two,who loads it into a laser.He does this to GIR,but we soom in to show that he instead got a pink crumb.They load it into the laser,and then aim it at a table.
SCIENTIST 1
Begin the fusion process!
A pink and green lazer shoots at the table,and there’s a large blast of light.It fades away and the scientists crowd around the table.The camera zooms down to show the cutest little pink doughnut with puppy eyes and ears you have ever seen.
SCIENTISTS 1-4
Awwwwww….
Then it starts convulsing and mutating with hideous sounds until it grows into a horrible frosted Dog-nut monster!
SCIENTISTS1-4
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
The Dog-nut whips a frosting tendril at 1-3,covering them in sweetness.It melts off them, revealing that they had turned into Humanoid Dog-nuts.Scientist 4 releases GIR and takes him under his arm.
SCIENTIST 4
QUCIK!COME WITH ME!
GIR
Mmkay.
4 runs down the hallway with GIR under his arm.As he runs,he tells his reason for helping him escape.
SCIENTIST 4
I bet you’re wondering why I saved you.
GIR
Mountain Squid?
SCIENTIST 4
You see,I always hated animal testing,ever since scientists came to my house when I was four and took my bunny Mr.Kuddlewuzkins away and turned him into a mutant of UNSPEAKABLE HORROR by testing hairspray on him.So I became a scientist to sabotage their INSANE projects (Extended Diolouge)
GIR is hanging there,attempting to play Paddleball while hanging at his side.
SCIENTIST 4
LOOK!THE EXIT!
The camera pans to show the open door,but then turns behind them to show the Humanoid Dog-nuts chasing them. Scientist 4 throws GIR down and faces the enemies.
SCIENTIST 4
RUN!I’ll take them on,save yourself,don’t worry about me!(Extended Dialouge)
GIR walks out the door
SCIENTIST 4
I’ll be fine,so ru-Hey’where’d he go?GAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
Scientist 4 is mauled by the Humanoid Dog-nuts.
Ext:Zim’s House:Dusk
GIR walks up to the front door,where Zim is standing.
ZIM
GIR,why did you take so long?AND STILL NO SUPPLIES!?!?GIR,You couldn’t help destroy the planet even if you tried!
They walk inside and shut the door.Then the camera zooms out to show the Dog-Nut destroying the city.It looks at the screen,and fires a tendril.Then the screen goes black.
THE END