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FINISHED!! And I'm typing another one, it's called Zim's birthday. Anyway, here's A Funny Way of Showing It:
INT. Planet Astrolia, Greatest Office
A messenger bursts into the Greatests’ office, spilling papers as he goes, sputtering out a message as best he can.
Messenger:
My lord! (bows hastily) The Irken’s have called for a war, sir.
Greatest #1:
Again? When will they understand they’re just not good enough for the Astrolian Empire? (sigh) Call up the empire.
INT. Crowded Stadium
Astrolians arrive for mysterious announcement. The most excited is Meg. Meg is dressed in Astrolian uniform pimped out with a scarf and sparkly purple hat to match her eyes.
Greatest Green:
The Irkens are back for Operation Impending Doom II, and once again, they are trying to invade us and take our planet by force. Troops will be sent out to fight back.
Audience:
(puzzled buzz)
Green:
Would the Astrolian soldiers please step forth on stage to accept their mission?
Meg squeals like a slaughtered jub jub. She elbows her way through the crowd, trying to cause as little commotion as possible, muttering excuses until she makes it up front. From there, she head’s toward the backstage entrance.
INT. Backstage Door
Meg:
Scuse me, Tyrax
Tyrax:
What you doin back here, Ma’am?
Meg:
I’m here to be assigned to a battle station, so if you would please
Meg gets interrupted by Flax walking past Tyrax to get on stage.
Meg:
How come FLAX gets to go and not ME?!?!
Tyrax:
Because he’s a…uh… sir… not a lady. Ladies can’t fight ma’am.
Meg:
Do you know who I am? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!!?? I am MEG! Daughter of Greatest Yrt!
Tyrax:
Yrt? Hmm…Yrt…Yrt?
Trax shoves Meg aside.
Yrt:
What’s going on, Tyrax? (Looks at Meg) Oh, Meg, sweetie, so nice of you to come. But you really should be getting back to your seat.
Meg:
What?! WHAT!?!!? I am a soldier… A SOLDIER!! And I will not leave until I am assigned to fight for my planet!
Yrt thinks.
Yrt:
GYRT!
Gyrt, Tyrax’s brother, comes over.
Yrt:
Gyrt, ready the Minimal to these coordinates.
Yrt hands Gyrt a piece of paper.
Yrt:
Megsie, I will send you…to the one, the only MYSTERIOUS PLANET!!!
Yrt waits with his arms in the air for an oooh or an ahhhh. He coughs.
Tyrax (whispering to Yrt):
What’s goin on, sir?
Yrt (whispering back)
I can’t let her fight in war… SHE’S A GIRL!
Trax (still whispering):
But to Jyrax?
Yrt (replying in yet, still a whisper):
Well, you graduated in the academy there and… I have to find something for her to do but annoy me while we’re at war.
INT. Minimal Capsule Room
Meg sits in Minimal Pod waiting for Yrt to send off the pod.
Yrt:
Sweetie, I was going to get this for you for your birthday, but you’ll be gone by then, so here.
Yrt hands Meg a square box.
Meg:
Thanks dad!
Yrt:
My little baby’s growing up.
Meg (rolling eyes):
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
Meg kisses Yrt. Yrt closes door and presses button to send Meg off.
INT. Space
Meg is holding box ready to activate it. She presses button and it comes to life.
Pip:
Pip! Reporting for duty (he he, duty)
Meg:
Aww, how cute! But I’m not going to make you work.
Meg hugs Pip. Pip is surprised.
INT. Six days later… still in Space
Computer:
Destination: 1.3 miles away.
Meg and Pip awake to the sound. The screen flashes the words “Planet Earth”.
Computer:
Danger. Danger. Commence screaming.
Meg and Pip do as the computer instructed and scream like there is no tomorrow until…CRASH! They crash into a purple roof of a little green house.
INT. Meanwhile, In the House
Zim (holding beaker):
Gir, this is finally it. All I need to do is pour the powder into the beaker and the humans will be destroyed by DEMON SPACE LLAMAS!!
Zim laughs maniacally and inches the powder closer and closer to the beaker until…CRASH!
Zim:
WHAT IS THIS!?!? Who dare crashes into Zim’s house and ruins his INGENIOUS PLAN!? WHO!!??
Meg (coughing):
I think I did.
Zim glares at Meg but then goes into shock.
Zim:
Are… are you Irken?
Meg:
Why does everyone ask that? You, sir, may address me as Meg, daughter of greatest Yrt, soldier of the Astrolian Empire.
Zim:
You? Astrolian?… HA! We’re gonna destroy your puny defenseless planet!
Meg:
Then I suspect you’re Irken? (rolls eyes) As soon as I’m off this training camp I’ll-wait! What are you doing on this training base?
Zim:
Training base? What do you mean ‘training base’? I’ve been sent to conquer this planet. This is ZIIIM’S planet to destroy!
Meg (gasping):
Pip!
Zim:
What are you-
Meg:
PIP! Rocketjets, NOW! Hurry, we gotta get out of here and warn someone!
Zim:
Wait! You can’t just go out there. They’ll get the Earth military!
Meg and Pip crash through the second floor.
Zim:
GIR!! STOP THEM!! DON’T LET THEM ESCAPE! THEY’LL BLOW OUR COVER!
Gir:
FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDS!!!
Meg and Pip get knocked out. Meg falls into the arms of Zim.
(END)
DO YA LIKE IT!!
PLHE,
InvaderZaTr